I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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