we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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