I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
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It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
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Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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