Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
So. Much. Porn.
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