At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
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Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
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You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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