How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
My vagina is very pro this idea
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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