Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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