Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I know her cup size but not her name....
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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