5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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