He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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