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• (360): View more from Washington

  i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man

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  ?

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  he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?

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  unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  I heard you threw up in your lap?

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  I heard that too.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend

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• (650): View more from California

  you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop

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  I really wish I could say this is a new low for you

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding

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• (850): View more from Florida

  it's great music for shaving your balls

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.

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• (845): View more from New York

  It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...

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