I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
Randomize
