yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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