Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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