do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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