North Korea, Best Korea!
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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