Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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