he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
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