I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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