Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
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its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
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Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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