You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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