just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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