There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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