i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
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even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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