The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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