Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
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Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
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I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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