what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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