I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
handjob tips. give me some.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
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