Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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