So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Damn victory sex feels great
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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