Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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