one might say we're banned from that church
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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