I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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