it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
