We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Randomize
