i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I'm getting married
To pizza
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
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