dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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