I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize