I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
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Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
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I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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