Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
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