just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
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I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
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No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.