i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
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I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
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i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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