I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.