I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
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she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
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He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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