Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
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I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
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Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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