He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
He shit in the fireplace
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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