I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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