I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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