just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
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He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
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I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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