i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
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Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
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after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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