No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
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Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
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The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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