Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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