she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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