16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
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You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
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I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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