I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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