why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
i just google imaged poop.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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