Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
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Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
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I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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