P.S. I can't hear my feet
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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