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  dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  It's a beautiful day for a hangover

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• (818): View more from California

  he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.

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  I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.

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• (435): View more from Utah

  Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist

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