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Look at my ENTIRE past

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Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought

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Might as well have a blog about it at this point

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(586): Look at my ENTIRE past (586): Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought (586): Might as well have a blog about it at this point http://tfl.nu/6cdo

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I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck

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(252): I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck http://tfl.nu/v85x

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Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich

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(773): Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich http://tfl.nu/iski

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Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...

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(832): Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it... http://tfl.nu/2lrl

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Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.

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(704): Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009. http://tfl.nu/cvp3

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I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high

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(724): I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high http://tfl.nu/9wko

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Is he smart?

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Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.

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(952): Is he smart? (1-952): Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half. http://tfl.nu/hxnn

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Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.

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(734): Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual. http://tfl.nu/o9rr

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Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.

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(817): Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment. http://tfl.nu/9yfj

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there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome

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(303): there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome http://tfl.nu/x7k0

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i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.

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(315): i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night. http://tfl.nu/xhhx

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Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.

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(780): Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something. http://tfl.nu/bxdz

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Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.

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(701): Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring. http://tfl.nu/lp7n

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My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.

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(507): My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp. http://tfl.nu/u9b9

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I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs

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(779): I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs http://tfl.nu/n819

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