Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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