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• (512): View more from Texas

  I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them

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• (941): View more from Florida

  i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head

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• (360): View more from Washington

  whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes

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• (407): View more from Florida

  My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.

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