just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
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I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen