You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
party gras won. party gras always wins.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
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