i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
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