Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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