Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Can Purell be used as lube?
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
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you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
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I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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