Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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