Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
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There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
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I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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